I'm sure that most of you won't care about this, but I thought it was stinkin hilarious.
So, I was having some abdominal pain and some abnormal "female problems" and tried to go see the lovely OB/GYN ( a woman's FAVORITE friend). But, unfortunately they didn't have any openings until September. That dilemma forced me to go to the lovely ER at the hospital on base (so much fun sitting there with all the sick people). I was seen by the doctors and had to do all the lovely things women go through once a year (so not my favorite activity to do on a Thursday morning, but what are you going to do?) I then had to go have some ultrasound done just to check out my ovaries and my appendix (why, I don't know). So I was sitting there and the doctor was talking to me while he was looking at my belly. And, wouldn't you know he was like, "You know, you have some really pretty ovaries. Usually they have some little abnormality, but these look absolutely perfect and pretty." I then of course was intrigued to see my pretty ovaries and got to look at them. And, I do have to say that they weren't that bad looking. Of course, I haven't seen anyone elses' so I can't compare.... But, the doc knows best.
So, long story short after sitting in the ER from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. I was finally discharged, given med's and told to go home. I was fine, just had a slight infection... nothing to worry about.
Oh, pretty ovaries- Thanks for allowing such wonderful miracles to happen. But, when you get sick- YOU SUCK!!!
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sigh . . . the beauty of ovaries. it comes complete with cramps and hormone flux. but they really are AMAZING!
hahahaha....
Ok...this post made me laugh. I don't think you'll ever find a doctor telling a man he has some really nice testes.
Thank God for women.
i'll remember that compliment for when you have a bad day... "well, things may not be going your way, but hey! you've got bee you tee full ovaries!"
"Beautiful Ovaries"
I am SOOOOO naming a band or a book after that! what a brilliant phrase.
and lucky you for coining it!
the next big thing in reality tv:EXTREME OVARY MAKEOVER!
Tab: yes, ovaries are amazing.. but I don't think a guy should hit on you in that way,
Tim: No, I really don't think a docs' going to tell you that you have pretty testicals. But even if he did, would you brag about it?
Rebecca: Yes, it can always be used as a picker-uper.
Breanna: You can use it all you want, just make sure you give me the credit for coining the phrase.
Ryan: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!! That's the best thing that a husband can do. JUST KIDDING!!!
was he hitting on you?
or was it more like when you go to the dentist and they say "you have beautiful teeth"?
i mean, they see them all the time, so they know what looks good and what doesn't.
like when my husband gets a massage and the lmt says, "you have the loosest muscles i have ever worked on!" he's not hitting on him, he's just commenting on a fact . . .
anyway, i hope my ovaries are beautiful . . . :)
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